Detroit ruin porn from the Emergency Manager???
Originally posted at Eclectablog.
One of the most widely reported statistics about Detroit, thanks to Emergency Manager Kevyn Orr, is that it takes, on average, 58 MINUTES FOR THE COPS TO ARRIVE OMG OMG OMG!!! It's all over the news, Stephen Colbert had fun with it, and it's giving people everywhere comfort in the fact that over half of the African Americans in Michigan are no longer enjoying democracy at the local because their city government has been taken over by a state-appointed Emergency Manager.
There's just one problem with that SHOCKING STATISTIC OMG OMG OMG!!!: